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I have known Damon<\/a> for 7 years. And we’ve basically been best friends since we met. I have some really embarrassing pictures I considered using for this post, but we’ll consider my restraint part of my birthday gift to him. <\/p>\n

Happy birthday pal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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