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Derek<\/a> and I just met the former Vice President of the United States. I said, “It’s kinda cool that you’re here.” <\/p>\n

I was also wearing a name-tag that said “Audrey<\/a>” at the time (pictured).<\/p>\n

I kill me.<\/p>\n

Subsequently at another venue, I met a young lady named Brooke. I introduced myself by saying, “Hi, I’m Jonathan. My favorite color is blue.”<\/p>\n

When she replied, “That’s it?”<\/p>\n

I responded, “And my favorite food is corndogs.”<\/p>\n

Suffice it to say, it didn’t work out for Brooke and me. Go figure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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