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klondike contest – jstrauss http://jstrauss.me/blog Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:13:59 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.6.10 2507588 All is right with the universe. http://jstrauss.me/blog/2008/09/all-is-right-with-the-universe/ http://jstrauss.me/blog/2008/09/all-is-right-with-the-universe/#comments Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:09:37 +0000 http://jonathanhstrauss.com/blog/?p=126 Continue reading "All is right with the universe."]]> I woke up this morning to find out several pieces of important news. First, the Large Hadron collider was switched on and didn’t destroy the earth (yet). So, that’s good.

And in other news, my friend Joel WON $100,000 FOR WRITING A SONG ABOUT A KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happyjoel Wins $100k Klondike Contest!!!!

This news cut through my hangover (from ruining Andrew 😀 ) like a hot knife through butter. Not only am I unbelievably proud of Joel for succeeding at his lifelong dreams of becoming a professional contest winner (even with his raging coke problem, $100k should hold him over for a while — well, after taxes…hrm, maybe not), but I also feel a little bit of pride in whatever small help my mercilous shilling to my social network may have contributed to this mighty achievement.

(And yes mom, that last parenthetical was a joke. Joel doesn’t have a cocaine problem. He’s just a sex addict. However, his primary interest is sex with marine mammals.)

Joel also happens to be the first client of my new company (more on that soon). And even though I said before we’d do the work for free, we might have to start charging a little bit now 😉 .

Way to go Joel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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