Derek and I just met the former Vice President of the United States. I said, “It’s kinda cool that you’re here.”
I was also wearing a name-tag that said “Audrey” at the time (pictured).
I kill me.
Subsequently at another venue, I met a young lady named Brooke. I introduced myself by saying, “Hi, I’m Jonathan. My favorite color is blue.”
When she replied, “That’s it?”
I responded, “And my favorite food is corndogs.”
Suffice it to say, it didn’t work out for Brooke and me. Go figure.